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Urbandictionary Editors 

The dumbass faggots who allow racist, sexist, homophobic, and antisemetic definitions but they don't allow definitions that are actually made out of fun. Number of definitions they have allowed:

Black People
"A loud, ignorant race of people. They're the smelliest people on this planet since they never bother to wash their greasy fried chicken infested hair or any part of their body. Whites will always be superior."

"People who like kool-aid, fried chicken, and watermelon."

Women or Woman
"The useless skin around the vagina."

"The inferior sex."

Man or Men
"Idiots that are the scum of the Earth."

"A male spieces in which porn occupies 90% of his brain."

Now the fun definitions they have allowed that are not racist, sexist, etc.

Women
"We don't get them and we never will. Seriously, how can a woman drive boiling hot wax up her leg to remove hair and still be scared of a spider?"

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."

FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY EDITORS!!!!!
Me: (reading definitions for black people) Wow, Urbandictionary Editors actually allowed this racist crap on the website.

Urbandictionary.com 

Something that, if it weren't for human nature, could actually be a useful tool. It tells the definitions, according to the people going to the website, of various things. Unfortunatly, most of the posts are "is a gay fag" or "men who suck *bleep*".
I wish Urbandictionary.com wasn't filled to the brim with stupid posts.

urbandictionary.com 

an ostensibly wonderful collaborative web effort, to define existing slang as well as coin new terms, which in reality is a scam that steals our contributions and prints them on mugs that cost $19.95.
the reason i posted that thing on urbandictionary.com was to make the most ironic purchase of my life.

UrbanDictionary 

A better place to get definitions for words than the actual dictionary.
I prefer UrbanDictionary over the regular one any day. The definitions available are both accurate and humorous!

urbandictionary editors 

The people who edit UrbanDictionary.

They reject definitions if they have too many big words or not enough ethnic slurs.
The urbandictionary editors rejected an "emo" definition made by an actual emo fan, and accepted 20 "emo" definitions written by a bunch of fat greasy nerds who have never listened to emo music nor met an emo fan in their life.

Urbandictionaryitis

Meaning, Once you start Urban dictionaring things you can't stop!
"Tom knows all of the pop culture references!"

"How?" "He has urbandictionaryitis

"Don't argue with Jake he knows he's right."
"Yeah, he has urbandictionaryitis..."