Lack-A-Dick Syndrome

The only scientific explanation for a female indervidual who cannot be without a man or go without dick.

The pain and suffering of not having enough dick in your life and going out of the way to get it like it’s going out of fashion.

The solutions for this are to love on yourself, buy a vibrate, take a cold shower or use your fingers.

That girl is suffering from lack-a-dick syndrome

by RAYA777 November 17, 2019

Nice guy syndrome

A guy who goes out of his way to prove his “niceness” to the world but is really just an asshole who cannot handle being told “no” or being rejected in any way shape of form

Guy: I’m such a nice guy you should give me a chance

Girl: no thanks I’m good

Guy: fine you deserve to die bitch! I hope you suffer endlessly I’m too good for you! You don’t deserve my love!
Girl to their friend: wow he gives off nice guy syndrome

by The trvth August 14, 2021

Runner's Bowel Syndrome

When a person runs faster or longer than they're accustomed to, they might have sharp, sudden urges to defecate. The defecation is usually diarrheal, and the runner feels greatly relieved afterwards.

(2 Men are running in the woods.)

Man #1 - I can't believe we've ran for 10 miles!

Man #2 - Neither can I. But can we stop soon? I think I might be catching Runner's Bowel Syndrome.

by run4life2011 October 10, 2011

Gossip Girl Syndrome

The act in which an individual dramatizes or completely lies about scenarios to make their banal lives resemble the CW show “Gossip Girl”. These outlandish stories typically involve the topics of money, business, scandals, cheating, sex, and drugs to an exaggerated point. Those with this diagnosis will also go out of their way to prove they are "rich" and lead much more interesting and scandalous lives than you (when in reality they don't).

Gia: Yesterday Megan was talking about she apparently slept with her dad's co-worker than blew half the money in her trust fund shopping, I think she's lying..
Margot: Definitely Gossip Girl Syndrome as well.

by skinnysexycoolgirl June 29, 2021

Save Me Syndrome

When somebody is saved by someone and immediately ''falls in love'' with them. whether they end up having any chemistry or not and often end up ignoring any legitimate affection from other people in favor of whoever they are chasing. They may or may not get over it. Let's face it, they probably won

''Sara is really fawning over Jon.''
''Well he did save her from being hit by that car a while back. I think she just has a case of save me syndrome.''

by starcasme August 3, 2018

Player One Syndrome

The feeling you get when you can no longer distinguish a tangible understanding of reality, you feel that you are at the centre and nothing else is real, like you are player 1 in life and that everything else only exists when you are there and that other people are only NPC's (Non-Player Characters).

I think I'm suffering from Player One Syndrome I cant tell what is real, like I'm Player 1 in my own video game.

by Keneth Palin July 9, 2014

T pose syndrome

When somebody can’t stop t posing

He had t pose syndrome

by Kellands August 31, 2023