Is a cyber-medical condition in which a Wikipedia surfer follows too long a string of links when researching a topic, and is unable to return to the main topic of research. Symptoms include conceptual numbness and stream of thought weakness. Another name for the syndrome is 'Blunderline Disease'
I was researching the causes of the American Civil War but in trying to understand who Jefferson Davis was and what occurred in the presidential election of 1860 I suffered a bad case of Wikarpal Tunnel Syndrome and ended up at a page describing Neo-Latin, forgetting what exactly I was doing on the computer.
by Neonym September 1, 2009
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by JesseCPK August 18, 2012
Get the Gangsta Butt Syndrome mug.When one is accustom to residing in a confine space and suddenly finds themselves in a overwhelmingly larger space and in-turn becomes uncomfortable and hesitant to expand into their new found larger area.
Hey girl, did you hear that Magdalena is now living uptown? She was so used to living in that tiny 450 sq studio that she's now so freaked out about all this new found space and barely even leaves the bedroom. Wow she definitely has a case of the Bird Cage Syndrome.
by RI Ave Stalker November 25, 2013
Get the Bird Cage Syndrome mug.Suction Cup Sydrom, abbreviated SCS, is a disease that usually affects females (though it can occur in males as well) who 'suction' themselves to another person they are attracted to. This happens either after the SCS victim and their desired person have had sexual relations, or sometimes even after the SCS victim has been taken out by said person.
Symptoms of a person who has SCS include non-stop texting and calling after having sex or going on a date with you, even when they get no responce; excessive creeping on your facebook/myspace/twitter and evidence of that supported through their undeniably accurate knowledge of where you are and who you are with at nearly all times- sometimes even 'happening to be in the same place at the same time'; and if the person claims to be in love with or obsessed with you, or your girl/boyfriend, even when any of those feelings are not mutual in any way.
SCS is more frequent in the ages ranging from 16-25, but there have found to be exceptions.
If you or anyone you know may be suffering from SCS, its recommended that you contact a doctor for the possibility of psycological treatment. In less serious cases, a good slap in the face from a much more level-headed friend will suffice.
Symptoms of a person who has SCS include non-stop texting and calling after having sex or going on a date with you, even when they get no responce; excessive creeping on your facebook/myspace/twitter and evidence of that supported through their undeniably accurate knowledge of where you are and who you are with at nearly all times- sometimes even 'happening to be in the same place at the same time'; and if the person claims to be in love with or obsessed with you, or your girl/boyfriend, even when any of those feelings are not mutual in any way.
SCS is more frequent in the ages ranging from 16-25, but there have found to be exceptions.
If you or anyone you know may be suffering from SCS, its recommended that you contact a doctor for the possibility of psycological treatment. In less serious cases, a good slap in the face from a much more level-headed friend will suffice.
Day 1: Jane meets John.
Day 8: After talking for a while, Jane and John go out to dinner and movie. Jane and John bang.
Day 9: Jane texts John to thank him for good time. John doesn't reply.
Day 10: Jane again texts John to tell him that she wishes to see him again. Still no reply from John.
Day 11: Jane calls John. John doesn't pick up. Jane becomes angry.
Day 12: Jane calls John from blocked number. John picks up, says 'hello' and Jane hangs up. Jane repeats this process at least seven times during Day 12.
Day 13: Jane drives by Johns house to see if his car is there. It is, but so is another blue one. Jane records plate number and tries to find out whether or not this is a love interest of John.
Day 14: Jane finds out John had been on a date with another girl yesterday. Jane calls John from blocked number, but this time when he picks up, cries that she is in love with him and will do anything to get him back. John laughs and hangs up.
By Day 25, John has had enough and files a restraining order. Jane starts therapy around Day 30 and by Day 34, has found a new victim- Josh.
PLEASE NOTE: the John-Jane case is basically the most extreme Suction Cup Syndrom case that will occur. Most times, Jane's Day 12 or sometimes even Day 13 behavior is the farthest a person will get before coming to the realization that no matter what they do, they will not be desired by John.
Day 8: After talking for a while, Jane and John go out to dinner and movie. Jane and John bang.
Day 9: Jane texts John to thank him for good time. John doesn't reply.
Day 10: Jane again texts John to tell him that she wishes to see him again. Still no reply from John.
Day 11: Jane calls John. John doesn't pick up. Jane becomes angry.
Day 12: Jane calls John from blocked number. John picks up, says 'hello' and Jane hangs up. Jane repeats this process at least seven times during Day 12.
Day 13: Jane drives by Johns house to see if his car is there. It is, but so is another blue one. Jane records plate number and tries to find out whether or not this is a love interest of John.
Day 14: Jane finds out John had been on a date with another girl yesterday. Jane calls John from blocked number, but this time when he picks up, cries that she is in love with him and will do anything to get him back. John laughs and hangs up.
By Day 25, John has had enough and files a restraining order. Jane starts therapy around Day 30 and by Day 34, has found a new victim- Josh.
PLEASE NOTE: the John-Jane case is basically the most extreme Suction Cup Syndrom case that will occur. Most times, Jane's Day 12 or sometimes even Day 13 behavior is the farthest a person will get before coming to the realization that no matter what they do, they will not be desired by John.
by yourfavoriteg!rl_ October 7, 2009
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The pain and suffering of not having enough dick in your life and going out of the way to get it like it’s going out of fashion.
The solutions for this are to love on yourself, buy a vibrate, take a cold shower or use your fingers.
The pain and suffering of not having enough dick in your life and going out of the way to get it like it’s going out of fashion.
The solutions for this are to love on yourself, buy a vibrate, take a cold shower or use your fingers.
by RAYA777 November 17, 2019
Get the Lack-A-Dick Syndrome mug.Akin to alien hand syndrome. When your farts don't smell like your own anymore.
Due to social stigma the afflicted will hardly ever come out. For the unafflicted it is hard to imagine the terror of not being able to tolerate one's own farts anymore.
Due to social stigma the afflicted will hardly ever come out. For the unafflicted it is hard to imagine the terror of not being able to tolerate one's own farts anymore.
- After I bought some E. coli tablets in a Turkish pharmacy to combat my diarrhea, I developed alien fart syndrome instead.
by scornflake December 8, 2011
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Basically carpal tunnel syndrome that is caused by excessive phone typing.
Basically carpal tunnel syndrome that is caused by excessive phone typing.
My wrists are aching. I gotta stop writing long emails on my Blackberry. It's giving me carpal texter syndrome.
by freezon January 3, 2011
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