Track Meat

The act of lining up and running circles around a male while gripping his penis as you pass by treating the erection as if it was a baton resulting in a multi-person hand job

“Michael went through a rough break up so me and the boys got together for a track meat to cheer him up. We didn’t drop the baton once”

by 86ToyotaCorrola October 7, 2022

pete the meat puppet

a niche video on youtube by the clothing company DIESEL about a pinocchio knock off named Pete made out of meat and his downfall from him being the american dream to a former drug addict trying to find the meaning of life that not only traumatised several teens but was an ad campaign for designer jeans. It could be symbolic for the phrase "meat puppet" which is a human who mindlessly does things on other's commands, which pete is technically doing as so many young and successful celebrities at the time would fall into drug addictions and hedonism.

it could also refer to something such as an ad that has a bunch of effort put into it and insight just for it to promote some slop at the end

mf 1: ayo have you seen the pete the meat puppet video

mf 2: ye all that insight and trauma for designer jeans is insane

by Teyst September 3, 2024

Meat-Bag

Gaming term used for a teammate whose main skill is to lure enemy forces out to better the team. One who doesn't have the best K/D spread, but is crucial in that he puts the need of the team in front of his own personal gain that normally results in death
-a sacrifice that benefits the team

"Don't worry guys, I will meat-bag to bring the other guys out from hiding."
"Alright guys.... This is it for me, my last ride... It is time to meat-bag for my bros"

by Steve813 March 14, 2015

Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon

A penis that is 100% filling some sort of a hole tonight, most likely a woman’s.

Darren: Dude Trixette flies into the city tonight for the weekend, you know what that means...?

Spence : Locate that Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon homie, someone is getting put to bed wet tonight!

by Orkawhale May 9, 2018

Meat wagon

It means a fattie bootayyyyyyy - Abram and this was all made by me Nataly <3

She got a meat wagon and Andrew got a fat meat wagon head and on his neck.

by anonymous May 27, 2022

school meat

Slang term originating in the United States in the 1950's describing something or someone of weak or poor quality.

Zachary Hootmans tre flips are anything but school meat.

by Jovi Pierson May 27, 2016

Peg meat

The equivalent of slam pig/cum dumpster/dick holster, derogatory term referring to a straight submissive man who is pegged by a dominant female utilizing a strap on dildo/vibrator; hopefully a share if she knows wtf is up.

That cute guy crying in the romance section of the book store looked like a prime slice of peg meat.

by Yourdadtaughtme May 21, 2018