monkey face

A general term used to describe ficticious yet highly deviant sexual practices thought up by sad, desparate individuals in the Clapham area of London.

He described how he had given her a 'jam-rolling', but the guys new it was clearly another monkey face

by Jon Locke September 10, 2008

poker face

A 'poker face' is when a guy shoots a load on a girl's face while the girl's expression doesn't change, despite the fact that she loves getting a facial. She keeps her 'poker face' because she knows that if she lets on that she enjoys it, her boyfriend will continually request to give her facials until the end of time.

Damn man, I didn't realize Julia loved getting facials until 6 months after we broke up. I can't believe she poker face 'd me.

by spandaucrockett April 9, 2009

drop face

When a girl gives head to a boy

Ashley will drop face on Mike tonight, and he then will proceeded to skeet all over her face...whore.

by mafman December 10, 2005

brown faced

when a white person puts brown stuff on their face in an effort to look spanish, indian, muslim etc....a less harsh form of black-face

grandma: i think that dude in slumdog millionaire is white
me: huh?
grandma: he's british and there are no british indians!
me: so u saying he brown faced himself??
grandma: i guess so

by elliebee March 21, 2009

face fuck

When I want to cum all over a chick's face and surprise the shit out of her. It's my go-to move. Usually this climax in the face fuck routine is on-purpose, for the guy's own enjoyment, ecstacy and pleasure. The bitch wants to secrete her shit all night (she gets pissed off...I don't care). It's awesome. Involves multitude of assurances that my nut won't bust until SHE is good and ready, and I keep her informed. NOT! Too bad for face x. She's disappointed, and she loves it. I squirted my load all over her entire body and face. SHE needed to wash up. WORD!

Don't worry, baby, you know how long I last. Oh god yes! This'll be the shiznut. I won't let you down. I never do. You can swallow or spit I don't care.

Bitch Xl HUH?

OOOOOPS! Too bad yo, I'm gonna squirt it all over you RIGHT NOW, and you're gonna love it! FUCK YES! All over you. YOU'RE GETTING FACE FUCKED! BIACH. Oh man swallow that NOW.

by Matthew J.D. May 29, 2007

slut face

a siemese twin who's twin is a slut, and is connected at the face. thus a person with a slut on their face.

haha look at that slut face, what a peice of fuck.
i need to go poopie...oh yeah slut face.

by brad the narly champion December 26, 2004

Cardboard face

one that has such an orange face from spending so much time on sunbeds, that their face is like cardboard

kanoute: hello dave
dave: you've been on that sunbed again, haven't you, you're turning into a cardboaard face

by Dave davidson February 4, 2005