Cleveland Browns Downs

A very specific mental handicap used to describe millionaire athletes who seemingly forget how to play sports right in the middle of a game. The term was coined when the Cleveland Browns punt returner Poyer let a punted football bounce off his face on the 3 yard line. Clearly he was suffering from the Cleveland Browns Downs.

“Did you see that guy had his shirt on backwards?”

“Yeah and it was a button up too. What a dickwhistler.”

“He must be suffering from a case of the Cleveland Browns Downs.”

by SunnyofOlmsted October 25, 2017

Brown Snake Moan

Brown Snake Moan- (Verb)
The moan or groan of satisfaction given after producing an especially large poop.

Jerry: "Oooo-AHHH!"
Phil, said while knocking on the bathroom door: "Damn, that was a downright Brown Snake Moan!"

by Gitche-Man March 19, 2017

Wiping a brown marker

When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.

Last night, I was wiping a brown marker for fifteen minutes.

by Ghettomemester May 26, 2017

Terminal Brown Neck

The largest growing disease in the world. Usually caused by putting one's head so far up their ass that a permanent brown ring forms around their neck. See also: Shit head

My neighbor just shot a cannon firework out of his hand while holding a beer in the other. He must have a case of terminal brown neck.

by DetroitOnTheVirg July 6, 2017

The Brown Eyed Ringer

The act of placing your wedding ring inside the vagina while having anal sex.

I can't wait to get married and give her the brown eyed ringer on our honeymoon.

by JTCK December 3, 2017

Bourbon brown sugar

The mixture of poo and booze that sometimes results from buttchugging.

Bro 1: I got bourbon brown sugar on my chicken wings...

Bro 2: Sick, dude.

by a nouny moose August 15, 2016

Dakota brown eye

When one wipes their eye with a towel that was used to wipe a dog's butthole

Gary now has the Dakota Brown Eye from using the wrong towel.

by DakotaGC November 13, 2020