Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.

Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024

bus nonce

A phrase used in the UK describing someone who is unhealthily infatuated with a Bus.

Look at that bus nonce taking photos of the buses.

by BanterKingCunt March 31, 2024

Turbo nonce

Mark Attwood

Mark Atwood is a turbo nonce

by Noidea23 May 5, 2024

irregular-nonuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and seventeen great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-nonuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

door nonce

a person who can’t close a door properly according to my dad

“mia you can’t close that door properly you’re such a door nonce”

by mcjvis June 11, 2024

Dess nons

massive retards from Toronto

yo low key, mad dess nons lurking styll fam. I speak normal at home but talk like a dusty ass yute in the skreetz styll

by bigsexy.org December 17, 2024

Dess nons

massive retards from Toronto

yo low key fam, mad dess nons lurking styll. I speak normal at home but talk like a dusty ass yute in the skreetz styll can't lie fam, walahi

by bigsexy.org December 17, 2024