King Salmon

The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.

King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."

by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011

King's shitting

the case when you were on the toilet and you don't even have to wipe yourself off

"Hey Dave i had a King's shitting right now."
"Wtf?! To much information man!"

by piano_sucker May 3, 2022

King Llewelyn

Thomas the rightful King Of Wales! #incest

i saw King Llewelyn the other day

by ThatRawDogger69 September 13, 2023

King Kong

King Kong, but most people know him as mega simp.

Bruh King Kong is such a mega simp, he climbed the empire state building just to die to a few old planes!

by KFC_Console February 6, 2021

King Steven

A square pigeon from the lower east side who likes to frolick in the meadows .

King Steven battles Baruch dab for dab on the haters

by Dankman the bachur September 11, 2021

Wolf King

One true alpha leader who leads their pack but irl is a short man who thinks he is the main character

The Wolf King howls and calls the pack on the night of a full moon.

by Skibidi Rizz Gyat in Ohio June 13, 2024

Potato King

A amazing friend, I love him so much <3

Potato King looks hot today

by anonymous May 19, 2021