1qw2e34r5ty67u8i9op0[-]=azxscdvfbghnmj,k.l/;

Why. Just why.

Guy 1: You whats up?
Guy 2: 1qw2e34r5ty67u8i9op0-=azxscdvfbghnmj,k.l/;
Guy 1: what the fuck

by =`-1029384756 September 1, 2025

M*1@k

m*1@k is a girl who has completely stripped herself of dignity and self respect. she's a shameless manipulator with a lack of respect. m*1@k is the worst kind of individual you can deal with. she's toxic, dishonest, and driven by insecurity. she creates chaos wherever she goes, destroys relationships, and breaks hearts for her own entertainment. she's completely consumed by arrogance and views herself as superior to everyone else. In short she's a hoe

person 1: "yo bro look over there, that girl is fine"
person 2: "nah man stay clear. she's a m*1@k"

by the syrian john marston November 25, 2025

I.T.A.K.M

I Think About Killing Myself

Or

I’m Thinking About Killing Myself

Cryptic Social Media Post:

“ITAKM 😢 “
OR
“I.T.A.K.M 😢”

by Dolphin Daddy December 18, 2025

I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D.

I Think About Killing Myself *Almost* Every Day

Depending On How bad it is, the person may or may not include “almost”

Cryptic Social Media Post:

“I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D.”
Or
“I.T.A.K.M.E.D.”
Or
“ITAKMAED”
Or
“ITAKMED”

by Dolphin Daddy December 18, 2025

F.U.C.K.

Police term from the Victorian era for prostitution charges.

For Unlawful Carnal Knowlege

Judge; What do we have here?

Cop; Couple of F.U.C.K. charges.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Premier Spend K

A person that earns United Airlines 1K status by card spending with a co-branded card. They aren't true road warriors or super commuter. Since United is now also a bank and not just an airline, it values the card spend customers more than actual passengers.

Our boss uses the company United Visa card to earn Premier 1K status each year instead of actually flying like the rest of us, that makes him a Premier Spend K.

by The priest 2 January 7, 2026

30ktorry (WSDMGC73 affiliate a/k/a “Torry Jackson”)

Internet lore figure credited with running Michigan’s most elaborate conspiracy-industrial complex. Known for connecting unrelated dots, claiming insider access, and positioning himself as the unseen architect behind scenes that mostly exist online. Frequently cited in arguments, screenshots, and long threads as the tinfoil hat kingpin of Michigan—more myth than menace, powered by Wi-Fi and confidence.

“30ktorry (WSDMGC73 affiliate a/k/a “Torry Jackson”) is the tinfoil hat kingpin of Michigan”—Detroiters

by FremontHighClassOf’09 January 9, 2026