douche ball

1. taking the contents of a douche bag and concentrating it into a solid form of a ball, therefore, making it a complete douche ball.
2. one step above being a douche bag (a complete idiot who doesnt know anything they are talking about)

Wow, Alex B. over there is a complete douche ball.

by RendeisaG November 18, 2010

Dirt-ball

Someone who looks weird or bad in pictures.

I am making such a dirt-ball face in this picture!

by me me me i i i am am am November 23, 2010

rum ball

A Child who suffers from their mom having drank alcohol while pregnant with them. Sometimes known as FAD Fetal Alcohol Syndrom.

"poor Nicole, It's not her fault she's a rum ball"

by Elightz May 11, 2009

Ball Facing

The act of placing balls on ones face using a permo and/or whiteout

"Katie, we must go ball facing again sometime"

or

"Boy, that Ass Pirate sure deserves a bit of Ball Facing if I do say so myself"

by Richard_69er_diner July 17, 2007

do a balls

To, lacking any form of game whatsoever, interview a drunken college girl as to her residence, major, and other useless information which will not get you laid. Usually done by virginal jews that can't talk to women.

Man I set up Steve with this hot chick. He better not do a balls tonight.

by MikeBonanza June 21, 2007

on the ball technique

it is a technique used in Halo 2 the game. It is when a male gets his testicles and plays with them on the controller.

Dude, you just got owned by the on the ball technique.

by ozzy20159 September 7, 2007

Licks Balls

Sucks in comparison.
Made famous from the Movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. They're standing outside a convenience store they don't like.
Jay: "This place licks balls compared to the Quik Stop."

Me: "Their church choir licks balls compared to ours."
My son: "Mom, that's not very Christian-like."
Me: "Um, OK. The Devil licks balls compared to God."
My son: "That's better."

by MadamexXx February 24, 2009