Pulling your dick

Pulling your dick is when you exaggerate statements.

Make your john seem longer then it is. Much like the big fish story.

You can also use this phrase for replies. "Bro, you really need to stop pulling your dick."

by Rob_mc July 14, 2009

sand in your pussy

Used to discrace somebody who is being a bitch.

Boz kept complaining that he wanted to go home last nite, instead of smoking with his friends, so I asked him "Do you have sand in your pussy?"

by Tyler Conner July 25, 2006

jigglin' your tits

to be kidding

Used in place of "I'm just kidding"

Dude chill out I am just jigglin' your tits

by The Bish February 19, 2007

toss your salad

originally in prison, to have someone eat your ass out, with or without jelly or salad dressing.

Forcing your new bunkmate to toss your salad is a good way to set the tone of respect that keeps him well-behaved.

If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2009

do your dirt

to have sex with, hit on, fuck, or hook up with

damn all these beautiful girls, they only want to do your dirt

by I. M. Cold May 5, 2010

word to your mother

Dumb-ass catch phrase that Vanilla Ice used at the end of Ice Ice Baby.

Yo. Let's get out of here. Word to yo motha.

by wong August 27, 2003

pigment of your imagination

Something that is not factual; a made up and/or incorrect idea.

A better and funnier way to say "a figment of your imagination."

Bob: Wait. Girl, your eyes are BLUE? I coulda swore they were brown.
Janice: Nope, that was just a pigment of your imagination!

by notafrasshole April 2, 2009