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dick squeeze

1. A mild insult heard between 8-10 year old boys on the playground.

2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)
1. Gimme the ball ya dick squeeze!

2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.
by Mark VZ June 3, 2006
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Dick rider

A dick rider is slang that came from NJ. It means a person who always annoy someone or aggravates them. They would constantly bother you with something until they make you mad about it. Most of the time they do this to get attention from you or everyone else. They could be the person that annoys you the most. A group of people could also be dick riders.
Example: He's such a dick rider.

Example 2: This school always dick riding. ("This school" meaning the teachers or the school in general.)
by urban.shxt December 5, 2018
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dick wizard

1. Referring to a man with very small and childlike genitalia. The term was coined to describe a pledge at a fraternity at a Pittsburgh area university. DG

2. A wizard that sucks dick.
"Don't be such a dick wizard!"

Where is dick-WIZAAAARD?!"

syn: baby dick, little meat, ginny, floor 5 little cock, wizard
ant: fat cock, adult meat, big guy, jon bass, da league
by pizza delivery boy November 11, 2010
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dick taint

Skin between the testicular sack and the shaft of the penis. This name is derived from the taint which is the skin between the ass and the testicular sack.
Its colder as balls, but not as cold as dick...its as cold as dick taint!
by whoisatlas November 29, 2010
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thizzle dick

when a man pops a e-pill, and his dick shrivels up when u take thizzles aka. e pills, E,X, ecstacy, beans, ECSTACY.
its probably one of the most heart saddening things for a guy.


TIP: never let a girl see it, u will get endless shit from them, for she will tell EVERYBODY
Ant: ah these pills are the shit man

Ted: ya but my thizzle dick is unbelivable i almost wanna cry.

Ant: dont worry bro i kno how u feel.
by mash potatoes October 6, 2008
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Dick Stop

Erin, dont be a dick stop, let those people have sex in your car.
by TwattyMcD March 5, 2009
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dick addled

The state of a man when he can't think straight due to the close proximity of a male or female sex object.
X is totally dick addled since meeting Y
by Neytene December 7, 2005
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