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don't mess with me

It means: "Don't annoy me." "Don't make me angry." It's something you'd say to someone who was bugging you, or teasing you, or otherwise getting on your nerves---warning them that you might lose your temper and respond in a way they won't like.
-Hey, Why are you drinking so much, dude?
-Don't mess with me.
by EverPino1D January 16, 2016
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Mr. T starter kit

When someone wears more than one thick gold (or faux gold) chain necklace at a time. Usually accompanied by too much cologne and a "Hey Baby" attitude.
Man #1: "Hey, check out the schmuck with the Mr. T started kit."
Man #2: "I pity the fool that thinks that looks good!"
by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004
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Don't judge a book by its cover basically means that you shouldn't judge before you know, you should't judge because 9 times out of 10 the reality is different than you think
Old dude: He has dreads and tattoos, he must be dangerous!
Youngin: Don't judge a book by its cover.
by Anonymousmf123 May 22, 2020
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the big don't argue

A slang term used in Rugby League for a fend.
HWOAR! He's stepped past one would-be tackler, and giving another player the big don't argue before crashing over for a magnificent try!
by markuz July 31, 2005
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that didn't blow my mind or even my nose

Someone presents something underwhelming that they said would blow your mind.
To the cat video l respond, that didn't blow my mind or even my nose.
by I, Wreckerrr April 30, 2017
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Once you go metal you won't want to settle

Once you go metal you won't want to settle means that, once you have sex with a robot, you won't want to settle for less. I'll take a gynoid robot over a human anytime! It seems that definitions like this don't get published because the Urban Dictionary is being run by rebublicans. REBUBLICANS! Examples of this are futurama and also fans of MLaaTR.
Fry:*doing lucy liu robot.*
Bender: What are you doing to that robot?
Fry: Hey! Once you go metal you won't want to settle.
Dude1:*Doing hot Jenny Wakeman robot*
Jenny Wakeman: Oh! You're soo good!
Dude1:I can't stop. This is way too good!

*5 hours later.*
Dude1 (still grinding the gynoid robot): Once you go metal you won't want to settle. Oh yes! Uh! Oh!
by TheCoolMeme November 4, 2012
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this ain't my first rodeo

you've done something before
settle down, this ain't my first rodeo
by pimpthug September 2, 2010
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