Weird nigga syndrome

When niggas act different

“Omg John why’d u put your dick in the mircrowave “- Daniel

“Oh bc he got Weird nigga syndrome”- Vito

by Bert xvideos June 19, 2021

Selective Illiteracy Syndrome

Selective Illiteracy Syndrome is a serious mental/moral impairment which afflicts individuals who disagree with something but do not examine the presented evidence in support of what they differ with -not because they can’t read- they habitually choose to NOT honestly read out of an irrational paralysing fear that those they disagree with just might be right!

Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.

C: You said you wanted proof for my position. Here is all the verifiable evidence that I could find.

A: You're still wrong!

C: How exactly?

A: ....um, reasons.

C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?

by WHY?Outreach December 10, 2019

Post-Final Syndrome

The clinical term for the lack of motivation that accompanies being done with college finals. Symptoms involve sleeping for unparalleled amounts of time, failure to interact with friends or loved ones, and feeling generally unmotivated.

PFS is known to last anywhere between two and four weeks. There is no known cure, but PFS is luckily almost never fatal. Symptoms recur even after repeated exposure to college finals, suggesting that the human mind cannot adapt to these circumstances.

I haven't seen Josh for weeks; he must be sleeping off his Post-Final Syndrome.

by Dryman May 23, 2017

David Typing Syndrome

David Typing Syndrome, also known as "DTS". The David Typing Syndrome causes your fingers to go and move on their own. Causing sometimes incomprehensible sentences and phrases.

Matthew: “dio iuwab ton psyd vskrinst".

David: Yeah I infected him with the David Typing Syndrome. But I think he means, "do you want to play valorant".

by thatgirlfromclass July 18, 2021

Big Nose Syndrome

A serious condition in where the subject has a fucking huge nose.

That Dylan has Big Nose Syndrome
That Dolin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Donklin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Doolin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Doulon has Big Nose Syndrome
He has such a big nose!

by Dr. Mark Yanakis November 11, 2021

Crusty dick syndrome

A genetic syndrome that causes your dick to become super crusty even while you age and the layers of skin build up to the point you hear a crunching noise when you fuck your wife/woman and it is incurable. It has been said that back when Christopher Columbus came to the Americas, he had this syndrome and many thought it was known as a severe STD that cause layers of skin to fall off from your dick and they used to think his semen crustified his dick, but nope he had it. If you have crusty dick syndrome, well i hope you are prepared to hear the crunch of your dick.

Steven:"dude have you ever heard? Mark has crusty dick syndrome"

by Gothgirlforever2000 April 24, 2019

Guitar Hero Syndrome

The terrible affliction achieved by playing guitar hero for too many hours. Unfortunately, this disease usually takes hold when players are beginning to become one with their guitar and are achieving epic streaks. Your brain then decides to over think and your hand cant deal with the on coming information, the hand is no longer part of the equation and does what it feels like.

Also know as Guitar Hero Spaz Hand.
If you are unfortunate enough to get Guitar Hero Syndrome, any chance of 100% will definately go right out of the window.

by Avast_Ye_Matey!!! December 2, 2010