Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told by the song of that name by The Vapors.

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by June 09, 2022

Silk hand

When you get semen on your hand

I gave this girl a silk hand after she jerked me off

by Bigdaddyhughes1031 March 15, 2016

Silk hand

To ejaculate into ones hand

She got a silk hand after she jerked me off

by Bigdaddyhughes1031 March 30, 2016

Alabama Hand Job

The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.

It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.

by Risky Business 976697 November 25, 2022

Hmmmmmm *hand on mouth*

When something seems to be a bit too weird, abnormal, but still quite interesting.

"Wow, Ethan why is there a nigger in the front of the bus?" - "I am not sure. Hmmmmmm *hand on mouth* "

by The Hmminator June 13, 2018

Lars hands

"That feeling you get when Spaghetti falls out your pocket"

"oh man, The running pace at which you are currently showing is lacking in speed, amongst my point of view. At which fails to surpass a passive & obnoxious fellow such as myself"

"Lars hands"

by TubbyMacPhatPhuck June 05, 2020

Left handed 1 December

You may only use the left Hand to get it

After NNN I used the left hand to totally get it cause it’s left handed 1 December

by 1december🖐 November 27, 2019