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pound those cakes by PapiChulo11 January 27, 2022
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Lemon pound Cakery
Daylight lemon pound cakery! They busted by house and stole my wad of cash under my damned nose, and ate my mammas cake!
Lemon pound Cakery by Alicatz March 27, 2023
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four fudge cakes by Peewiffin July 3, 2024
Shake the cakes
Exercising.
Going to the gym to shake off the calories from all the cakes and junk you over indulged in over the weekend.
Going to the gym to shake off the calories from all the cakes and junk you over indulged in over the weekend.
Shake the cakes by Ba2kie August 10, 2024
The Two Cakes Proposition
The idea that all scenarios in which there are two pieces of media with one that seems, "Inferior," can be solved by viewing both pieces of media as cakes. When there are two cakes, most would be inclined to eat both instead of just one, thus, they would consume both pieces of media.
Guy 1: Why would I play Hytale with you? Minecraft is way better!
Guy 2: Why not? Just think about the Two Cakes Proposition.
Guy 2: Why not? Just think about the Two Cakes Proposition.
The Two Cakes Proposition by JKCwillwreckyou February 12, 2026
Retrograding the Cakehole
retrograding the cakehole
(verb)
1.
To speak with such catastrophic stupidity, cosmic-level nonsense, or aggressively misplaced confidence that it feels like your mouth is reversing through time, undoing human evolution one syllable at a time.
2.
When someone talks so much garbage that reality glitches, Mercury goes into retrograde out of self-defense, and the universe files a noise complaint.
3.
A linguistic war crime performed using the mouth (aka the “cakehole”), typically accompanied by unwarranted opinions, loud wrongness, or the refusal to shut the fuck up.
(verb)
1.
To speak with such catastrophic stupidity, cosmic-level nonsense, or aggressively misplaced confidence that it feels like your mouth is reversing through time, undoing human evolution one syllable at a time.
2.
When someone talks so much garbage that reality glitches, Mercury goes into retrograde out of self-defense, and the universe files a noise complaint.
3.
A linguistic war crime performed using the mouth (aka the “cakehole”), typically accompanied by unwarranted opinions, loud wrongness, or the refusal to shut the fuck up.
A: “Bro I think dinosaurs died because they smoked too much volcano.”
B: “Please stop retrograding the cakehole before I lose brain cells.”
Boss: “Where’s that report I didn’t ask for?”
Me: “Love, you’re retrograding the cakehole again. Try thinking.”
Mom: “Why is your cousin’s WhatsApp status important for your career?”
You: “Ma… MA… you’re retrograding the cakehole.”
(Say this only if you want to die instantly.)
B: “Please stop retrograding the cakehole before I lose brain cells.”
Boss: “Where’s that report I didn’t ask for?”
Me: “Love, you’re retrograding the cakehole again. Try thinking.”
Mom: “Why is your cousin’s WhatsApp status important for your career?”
You: “Ma… MA… you’re retrograding the cakehole.”
(Say this only if you want to die instantly.)
Retrograding the Cakehole by godofbread November 19, 2025