Brojob
/bro-job/ verb
Is the practice of giving & recieving platonic deep head for all ya homies, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation
(See also - homie head or jo- blo
/bro-job/ verb
Is the practice of giving & recieving platonic deep head for all ya homies, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation
(See also - homie head or jo- blo
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 14, 2025
Get the bro-job mug.This phrase is commonly used in a joking manner on social media to express that someone is attractive with a dose of subtlety, shyness or embarrassment for having such an opinion.
The sentence is in an unfinished form for the same reasons, while the continuation is easily guessed - ...sexy / hot / handsome / fabulous / majestic etc.
More emphasis on the attraction being a contrarian opinion is commonly expressed by including a 'but' before 'why is bro kinda...'
The sentence being unfinished also alludes to the speaker knowing what they're about to say is unhinged, or losing their train of thought and speech as they gaze at the object of attraction, or as they bite their lip.
The sentence is in an unfinished form for the same reasons, while the continuation is easily guessed - ...sexy / hot / handsome / fabulous / majestic etc.
More emphasis on the attraction being a contrarian opinion is commonly expressed by including a 'but' before 'why is bro kinda...'
The sentence being unfinished also alludes to the speaker knowing what they're about to say is unhinged, or losing their train of thought and speech as they gaze at the object of attraction, or as they bite their lip.
"Look at that one, he's taking a shit!"
- "I get that, but why is bro kinda..."
"Brother that is a gorilla, and he's shitting."
- "I get that, but why is bro kinda..."
"Brother that is a gorilla, and he's shitting."
by amogmog May 29, 2025
Get the Why is bro kinda... mug.A person who temporarily adopts fandom of a team because of a close friend or family member who also likes the team. It’s done in a positive spirit of all wanting to root for the same team.
Ask Steve if he wants to go the game, I know he doesn’t care about Basketball but he’s a Bandwagon Bro and will have a lot of fun and cheer for the team like they’re his favorite.
by jbird3030 June 5, 2025
Get the Bandwagon Bro mug.A meal consisting of many seemingly random and incohesive foods, combined into a single menu item, but carefully selected to balance protein, carbohydrate, and vegetable intake. Comparable but contrasting to that of a "Girl Dinner"
Jake brought ground turkey, a single tortilla, and broccoli for lunch - he truly broke out the bro buffet today!
by Gogetablue June 10, 2025
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I saw a 'Kufi Bro' on IG, sharing his experiences with crystals, conspiracy theories and dating Chakra Mamas.
by noodiddy April 6, 2024
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Get the Bro blem mug.Typically Western men (often American) who hope (or believe) that IF they can travel to a developing foreign nation, then they will be able to convince a woman there to marry them, fantasizing that such a union would allow the “Passport Bro” to treat their wife badly without consequence.
In this mindset vague, fauxstalgic gender-segregated roles are embraced, supposed rules which require nothing from a male partner other than his willingness to assess and correct the behavior, beliefs, and any/all actions of his female partner. To be perceived as “worthy” of a Passport Bro, a woman must be submissive to him completely, with no opinions, thoughts, or desires of her own.
The “Passport Bro” is not capable of understanding that a long term relationship requires both partners to be stable, emotionally mature, and whole- people capable of love and respect. The fallacy of the “Passport Bro” is that those proudly labeling themselves as such earnestly believe that by making use of conscious deception and manipulation, aided by a language barrier he will purposefully not alleviate, a healthy and loving romantic relationship that stands the tests of time will develop.
In this mindset vague, fauxstalgic gender-segregated roles are embraced, supposed rules which require nothing from a male partner other than his willingness to assess and correct the behavior, beliefs, and any/all actions of his female partner. To be perceived as “worthy” of a Passport Bro, a woman must be submissive to him completely, with no opinions, thoughts, or desires of her own.
The “Passport Bro” is not capable of understanding that a long term relationship requires both partners to be stable, emotionally mature, and whole- people capable of love and respect. The fallacy of the “Passport Bro” is that those proudly labeling themselves as such earnestly believe that by making use of conscious deception and manipulation, aided by a language barrier he will purposefully not alleviate, a healthy and loving romantic relationship that stands the tests of time will develop.
“Hey Anna, if one of those creepy Passport Bros won’t leave you alone, try this: Start speaking grammatically perfect English and then mention a 19th century novelist they’ll panic and run. Swear to God. The trash takes itself out, if you know what I mean.”
“Maria, that is brilliant. I’m never wasting another moment trying to get away from a Passport Bro without worrying he’s going to murder me for not being interested in him.”
“Maria, that is brilliant. I’m never wasting another moment trying to get away from a Passport Bro without worrying he’s going to murder me for not being interested in him.”
by Bijou_Bijan April 9, 2024
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