ball drop

An official ball drop takes place when a girl first gets your dick hard. You then pour champagne over the head so that it trickles down your balls. Your partner licks your ass with a cupped tongue taking in the champagne. A favorite New Year's Eve tradition that has also been called the "New Year's Luge."

We ran out of champagne, so I gave her a ball drop with colt 45.

by Takers McGiven January 11, 2008

sheening balls

The feeling you get after banging a 7 gram rock.

Oh man I just totally banged that 7 gram rock, I'm sheening balls right now!

by askinnyraver March 19, 2011

ball pwned

To be pwned in the balls.

Guy 1: Dude he shot me in the nuts! Guy 2: Wow dude, you just got pwed in the balls. Guy 3: I'm glad I've never been ball pwned

by xMattBinghamx January 3, 2009

Gonja Balls

When you smoke so much weed that you cannot have an orgasm during sex

Same as whiskey dick, but with marijuana

"That fat bowel of sticky weed I smoked before bangin', gave me a terrible case of gonja balls!"

Sean: I can't shoot my load...
Coleen: Why not dear, have you been tokin?
Sean: Yes! I must have a nasty case of gonja balls!

by m408 July 22, 2009

red balling

having sex so frantic and hard that your balls turn red from the constant slapping.

"Dude I so hooked up with that chick from last night"
"How was it man?"
"Dude I was Red Balling"
"Nasty!!!"

by rusty256 August 4, 2008

Doty Balls

Unnaturally large testicles. Usually resulting from lack of sexual activity.

I haven't been laid in so long, I'm starting to develop Doty Balls.

by Hurley1856 February 7, 2010

Licks Balls

Sucks in comparison.
Made famous from the Movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. They're standing outside a convenience store they don't like.
Jay: "This place licks balls compared to the Quik Stop."

Me: "Their church choir licks balls compared to ours."
My son: "Mom, that's not very Christian-like."
Me: "Um, OK. The Devil licks balls compared to God."
My son: "That's better."

by MadamexXx February 24, 2009