hand truck

A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.

I'd hate to be that guys girlfriend. I hear when she's pmsing she gives some serious hand trucks.

by Hand truck man March 21, 2016

Shattered Hand

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".

Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care

by Tangee December 14, 2008

two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.

David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.

by muleymomma May 19, 2014

pancake hand hold

The pancake hand hold is the most conservative of the hand holds. Used most commonly in a parent-child relationship. Palms together, fingers are not interlaced.

A: Let's hold hands.
B: Okay but only a pancake hand hold otherwise people will think we're dating!

by smexy_hotdog82 March 5, 2022

Hand flappers

Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.

The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.

Hand flappers went extinct because they were useless.

by Lemur8889 January 22, 2022

one hand date

It's a secret word for boys. You use it when you have to say Jerkoff

Friend: Do you want to do something later?
You: No, I got a One hand date

by TheGodOfNickNames January 17, 2019

heavey hand

Heavey Hand , the hand goes up for the "pimp slap" when at the peak it shall fall into the "slap" with gravitational force. Ones practiced heavy hands is enough to find out if recipients are ready to fight or learn how.

When Susan talks back the first time, she gets a (stern) look from Hailey. When Susan yelled at Hailey, Hailey laid the heavy hand down so hard Susan slept. Definition- Heavey Hand , the hand goes up for the "pimp slap" when at the peak it shall fall into the "slap" with gravitational force.

by J. Lab guy January 7, 2024