Job card

A discussion that one brings up when hitting a dead end in a conversation about illegal immigration, claiming they are stealing work from americans.

Those mexicans are stealing jobs from americans.

No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.

by VirtualWaffle November 18, 2010

Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.

My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!

by jdirtybird May 16, 2025

tennis job

Cutting an X with a knife into a tennis ball then masterbait inside it.

First you start off as a beginner Tennis jobber. Then an intermediate Tennis jobber, but onto last and infamous " The Master Baller!" Horray Horray!!!

by LazyLarry27 April 30, 2021

Pixel Job

In games like MMOs a pixel job is when two characters make it look like one is giving the other a sexual favor, such as a blow job.

While ERPing with each other, Dontcomplain was giving Evolution a pixel job.

by Mr1ply June 11, 2014

Bottle jobs

To throw away a lead or a good chance of winning when you've been on the front foot. More specifically, it is when a team in a leading position loses that lead spectacularly

Manchester United are such Bottle jobs!

by skendz April 21, 2024

pro-job

A blow job so deep you stuff the balls in.

Had a pro-job last night.

Sweet!

Sure was. This girl could practically lick my asshole while sucking me off!

by Shuaman October 4, 2018

Job

noice name for a person, everyone wishes to have one in there live.

person A: Hey did you do the music assignment?

person B: No, ask Job!

by AL_Mauri69 January 20, 2021