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ends meat

noun: the least desirable cuts of meat, often eaten by the poor: tripe. Metaphorically in the expression, "make ends meat," i.e., to make just enough money to buy (the worst) food.
After my mother lost her job, she could no longer bring home the bacon. She was barely making ends meat.
by anonymous August 25, 2022
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Meat statue

A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.
I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.
by EQuotationmark March 2, 2022
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Meat Maniac

Someone with a profound thirst for meat. Their desire for meat is matched only by their natural instinct to ride dick, and a Meat Maniac will joyfully indulge in both.
“Have you seen what luke OD sent in the chat last night?”

Yeah bro, lately it seems like he’s become nothing but a Meat Maniac the way he’s obsessed with our every move”
by Smhbussy July 1, 2022
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Meat Suck O'Clock

Approximately the time that you boutta get your meat sucked. Can be anytime of the day but preferably after midnight and before 6 AM.
Oh guys I gotta go, GF says its Meat Suck O'Clock.
*Exits to get bj*
by BB_HQ June 9, 2020
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Meat logger

A horny slut who sticks 5 cocks in each hole of her body. After being raped, this girl takes a bath in cum and gets shitted on and sticks salami up her pussy
That meat logger isnt popular in the clubs.
by shutupcunters November 5, 2018
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Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.
Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.
by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015
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Meat Slap

(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat
I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim

My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"
by Wavy gang March 2, 2024
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