Urban Dictionary

A website where everyone’s horny and disgusting all the time. It’s a challenge not to find jokes about sex, or terms of sexual activity. If you don’t know what this website is, don’t use this place for any actual definitions. You have been warned.

Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)

Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.

Someone: I give up.

by DrKoneko December 31, 2020

Rural Dictionary

kinda the opposite of the website you're on right now.

I'm on Rural Dictionary all day.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

He is the urban dictionary

A phrase used when someone copy and pastes urban dictionary definitions into the discord chat.

Harris: Oh yea he is just copy pasting a bunch of definitions into the chat
Banzai: What if He is the urban dictionary
Everyone else: Oh no.

by Acolyte of the tallest snek November 5, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A site where most words are apparently the name for some bizarre sexual act that nobody would actually do in real life.

Urban Dictionary more like Urban Dicktionary hAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA I HATE MY LIFE

by Inquisitive Walnut March 4, 2020

dictionary

The place where you learn new words that you haven't heard before

Many parents blame Deadpool to be the "dictionary" where children are exposed to swear words that they wouldn't otherwise hear from any other superhero.

by Emotional Cruiser October 18, 2025

Urban dictionary

A place were every definition involves something sexually or dirty

Friend : what does DM mean

Me: looks it up on urban dictionary
Friend: looks over my sholder
Definition: dick me
Me: hmm I always thought it mean direct message

by Angel. L April 26, 2020

Dictionary

The very thing you are reading from. A Dictionary has many different meanings of words. How did you even get on this site if you don't know the meaning?

Teacher: Ok Everyone, Do you have your Dictionaries Out?
Multiple People: Yes.
Teacher: Ok, Turn to Page 224.
Random Guy: Hey Teacher, This Dictionary is super long so..... I don't wanna do it

by Meaning Of This Word July 8, 2019