green lantern

the only man on earth that has a ring that gives him power.

the joke is men when they are married they have no power and green lantern has power

by some kid took my name February 3, 2020

Green fuzz

A really hoppy IPA brewed by Bullfrog brewery in williamsport PA

My taste buds are wrecked, been drinking green fuzz all day.

by Portsound May 7, 2020

Green fn

When you're saying something smooth to a lady and you make it.

Example: Damn girl yo tits look heavy, mind if i hold them for you?
^Green fn

by Wandale_Wingle March 31, 2024

West Greene Wanker

West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:

West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.

When the world needed him most, the West Greene Wanker, disappeared.

by Goonciple September 8, 2025

green catcher

someone who holds a booger in their nostril that is clearly visible to the public eye.

You need a tissue green catcher?

by baddiegal24069 March 25, 2021

green fn

When you shoot your shot with a girl and you make it (tracks back to 2k cause when you make a shot the bar goes green)

Girl 1: What is poking me?
Guy 1: green fn

by Watahpakpumpumgyal March 5, 2024

Green flag

Someone that insists they’re not a red flag

Alec- “I’m not a red flag, I’m the biggest green flag known to man. I know my worth”

by BabybenTTS October 19, 2022