two bag fuck

When someone with a nice body but is so ugly that you need two bags before you would have sex with them.

One on her face and one on your own just in case hers falls off.

"Gee wizz! Jessica sure does have a nice body" -Guy 1
"Quite the two bag fuck, my good sir." - Guy 2

by rfair July 1, 2009

douche bag father

Aka: low life, sorry excuse for a parent, sperm donor, A self absorbed, insufficient, irresponsible, sorriest excuse for a father. Being completely incapable of thinking of anyone other than their self . Being unable to carry out a simple task to help take care of their child or to be a father figure in your child's life. Making empty promises or not making any promises at all…(which is worse). Not understanding the basic needs of your own children, like feeding, bathing or helping financially to cover the cost of raising a child. A douche bag father does the very bare minimum of parenting. A douche bag father typically finds another poor innocent female soul to lie to and manipulate to try to help while children visit.

The douche bag father did not make sure the kids got their homework done while they(kids) were at his house.

The douche bag father didn't work on the project with their kid.

The douche bag father didn't help with any of the medical bills.

The douche bag father had money for cigarettes, but not food or drinks for his kids that day.

by Jeepmomma January 16, 2017

grab bag

when a girl or gay guy comes over and grabs ur sack and sqeezes it

me and the two sexy girls were playin grab bag

by Heath Bar April 15, 2004

Bag of Cats

An extremely bad hangover which results in your stomach feeling like a bag full of cats

Oh shit man, I feel like a bag of cats

Wow! last night was loose, I feel like a bag of cats right now

by A-Bomb1508 June 19, 2010

dumb as a bag of hammers

adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid

My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.

by zigzag1999 August 31, 2006

Man Bag

a large pink or purple coach bag carried by a man or woman

my man bag is better than yours!

by karen lov ya January 7, 2009

Plastic Bag Character

A Plastic Bag character is an anime character, often female, who's entire personality is to be either shy, clumsy, and can sometimes be an air head, essentially, less personality than a plastic bag. They are often a pushover who's decision making is completely dependant on what other characters think, often just going along with what other characters decide for them. Their role in their given show is that they must be protected and can never do wrong in most characters eyes; if someone actually does get mad at them, the other characters will jump to defend the Plastic Bag.

This character can often be confused for the Mary Sue character type.

Notable Plastic Bag Characters are:
Yui from Diabolik Lovers
Ema from Brother's conflict
Chiho from Devil is a Part Timer
Meiko from Digimon Tri
Toru from Fruits Basket
Young Sakura from Naruto

This term was originally created by the internet user known as Secrelight.

Ugh, this character is so annoying, they do nothing but cry and yet the other characters treat them like a precious snowflake, they're such a Plastic Bag Character.

by BigOldNerd August 12, 2018