is my fish sleeping

if someone ask you that if you fish is sleeping it is just upside down on top of the fish bowl and to dispose of it is to flush it down the toilet.

P.S don't tell your kids

Son: is my fish sleeping
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet

by ThankWrong April 16, 2019

Puffer fish

the most dangerous and simultaneously the cutest animal out there.

Person 1: you heard how paul died?
Person 2:Yha he ate a puffer fish.

by M.05 February 21, 2022

Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.

Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.

by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022

Fish Hook

a boy with a big curvy d*ck

“Girl I was with him last night, chile he had a FISH HOOK”

by kalon03 April 16, 2022

Flying fishing

A situation where a eagle drops a fish as it flies by and takes out your bathroom window. Despite the laws of physics, gravity and common sense- it happens.

I had a drive-by flying fishing at my house. Bastards got me and broke my window. ‘Merica!

by 9buzzards March 15, 2020

Awesome-Fish

When some thing is so utterly awesome it can not be described in just the word awesome

for example "are you kidding me!? wow thats...so Awesome-Fish!"

by tonierain October 28, 2009

Skinny fish stick

Someone who is yummy but there are others yummier than them.

A fish stick that is skinny.

“You are a skinny fish stick”

“This skinny fish stick looks weird”

by Samantha_123:4-_ May 23, 2019