Mountain eyes

When your sense of judgemet has become impaired due to living in Ubombo too long,unexplicably, but probably due to altitude, usually resulting in pregnancy.

Person A : Who was that naked guy in your boot?
Person B: Mountain eyes

by Praddy Cool November 14, 2011

Hoozy Eyes

When someone has glossed/glazed over eyes and looks messed up possibly from sinus problems or being stoned.

"Man that dude's got some hoozy eyes!"

by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018

smart eyes

Someone who has a look of intense smartness in their eyes

Damn Jillianne is definitely going to be a doctor one day I can tell by her smart eyes.

by fatcockfucksucker1012 March 16, 2023

Eye-ball vision

Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.

Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.

I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!

by Rory Breaker July 31, 2012

flamingo eyes

If someone has the eyes like a flamingo. This means they are crazy or the sith.

Hay man that girl is crazy as fuck she has flamingo eyes.

by Witch man May 3, 2023

Eye of Sauron

When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.

Gave that bitch the eye of Sauron last night! She didn't even see it coming.

by A filthy Hobbit August 4, 2022

4 eyes

Such a slut takes the condoms out of the Walmart dumpster to protect her cum dumpster

4 eyes the slut

by Helloandy July 31, 2022