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Woke as fuck

Knowing what the fucks up and not getting bogged down by what you're told to think by public interest groups and mainstream media.

>central banks
>oil wars
>media propaganda
>online censorship
>big pharma
>9/11 being an inside job
>child sex trafficking
I was reading about fractional reserve banking and it turns out were actually debt slaves.

"Dude ,you're woke as fuck"
by Rustee Ventura August 16, 2017
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fuck the Goat!

Just a great saying... meaning "oh Dammit" or "fuck it" in general, just with much more style!
Your playin backgammon online and your opponent gets the 1 roll he was not AT ALL Likely to get...thus not only winning the game but also the match and your cash wager!
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You have serious munchies and remember some chocolate you hid away on the shelf. Making a b-line for it, You see FLUFFY the poodle eating the last blue one out of the shredded bag of M&Ms... knowing that choclolate's toxic to dogs and even more so the fact your Stash is now gone you exclaim "FUCK THE GOOOOOAT!"
by Becca T November 29, 2004
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fucked up

Often referred to as the massive BP Oil Spill in 2010 that is completely destroying everything living in the Atlantic Ocean, along with the economy of the US eastern coast. Why 12000-19000 barrels of oil per day are still being emptied into the ocean, and it hasn't been fixed yet, is one of the many questions at hand. Why wasn't BP prepared for such an incident? Why such horrible excuses?? We may never know, but one thing is for sure, that this oil spill is the worst man-made disaster in history, and its effects will be felt for decades and decades to come. Hence the phrase, 'Fucked Up.'
Some Guy: "Hey, what's the deal with the oil spill?"

Me: "It's fucked up."
by katiechaos27 June 3, 2010
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Fuck Rick

When somebody in a group wants to announce that they are not pleased with something or somebody they utter these words to have their dissapointment known by the rest of the Group. Although it is not a serious term, and is used in somewhat of a joking matter. It would not be used for a serious matter like a car accident or a death in the family.
For instance: Somebody in your group takes a bong rip and forgets to clear the chamber. Somebody will say "Fuck RICK!" Even if the offender's name is not Rick. Also Apllicable to when somebody drops a Roach or Coughs Their Hit.
by JRKerley March 8, 2010
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ice fuck

The act of putting multiple ice cubes into one's anus or vagina seconds before having intercourse.
That girl is kinky, she's into ice fucking.
by Oct G January 5, 2015
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fuck cake

fuck cake was an insult which Luke Brooks said to Beau Brooks on the 3rd of November 2013
Luke tried to insult me which resulted to him calling me a "fuck cake"
by @beausno1whore November 4, 2013
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Fuck Spot

Fuck Spot: To scope out a area of interest for future fucking.

Plural: I was driving down the road yesterday and saw a couple of fuck spots that had some promise
Mike and Frank were checking out a vacant building, and thought it looked like a nice fuck spot for this evening.

There are a ton of fuck spots at this hotel.

I took this chick to my fuck spot last night and she tiled my knob.
by Rinod721 October 27, 2011
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