paint the town red

Accidental menstruation on public property including buses, restaurants etc. for an extended amount of time.

I like, way spaced on tampons and had to paint the town red today.

by Heat* April 30, 2007

red dwarf

only the greatest band in existance.

"How was the Red Dwarf concert last night, barbara?"
"Oh, it was the shit, i climaxed like fourteen times!!!"

by pinkeye January 27, 2005

Red Headed Hartsoe

noun, (eean heart-so) Someone who is absolutely implorable, and mildly retarded, whom all insults refer to (eg. dick, ass, retard, hoe, jenny the pump, hussy, fuck-tard, deuch bag, deuch nozzle, ect...) Who thinks their, "god's gift to humanity." This person would also claim to have the best, your mom jokes, when really he's a novice at best. This person also has red hair, and a mild lisp. He is also VERY attractive! With a very small penis. He is also very weak and could have the living crap beat out of him at any moment, even if someone so much as sneezed. He also may have the STD ghanna-herpa-siphill-itis.

1) Stop making, your mom jokes they suck... you are acting like an Red Headed Hartsoe.
2) Wow you need to stop or else I'm gonna beat you down, your acting like Red Headed Hartsoe.
3) (female) He looked good, but was actually a Red Headed Hartsoe in the pants. Stay away from that guy.
(female friend) I never would have known!

by Steve James Gates October 16, 2008

Red Meat Eater

A red meat eater is a man who likes his women just like his steaks - Big and thick with a lot of marbling.

Like: " Yo, wat you think bout Ashley Graham?"
"Oh Dog, yes indeed! I'm a "red meat eater".

by PavlovDog f it shkng I b druln August 5, 2018

Red Archer Live

Epic variety content creator who had a horny time with a goat once.

Person 1: You should consider joining the Red Archer Live discord.

Person 2: Okay, I'm sure it's filled with lots of very sane people.

by FunnyMaddGames August 12, 2021

The woman in the red dress

From the matrix but a metaphor that can be applied to life. When you take the red pill (not be confused with the manosphere pill) and you wake up to the beast system. You give up lower frequency carnal vices in return for higher quality virtues, the woman in the red dress will try to lure you back into the ignorance. She will tell you what you want to hear, she is a jezebel waiting to devour you.

The woman in the red dress is a red herring, destroying your perception of truth and misleading your track.

by Metaphyziks May 23, 2022

Red Running Man

An Ecstasy Pill

Damm, That Red Running Man Had Me Rolling Balls

by DaddyiDi November 15, 2010