buttle my penis 

A reference to Family Guy season 10 episode 1 where the Griffins win the lottery and Peter gets his own penis butler. AKA the act of servicing one's penis the way a butler would.

"Alright, buttle my penis. BUTTLE IT!"

buttle my penis by Cobread May 5, 2016

snake penis 

A massive, carnivorous penis that is highly territorial. It attacks and kills other penises if they move in on it's muff. It is the anti-cock blocker.

Man, I was moving on a nice piece of ass at this party, then a monstrous snake penis came around and I know I had to leave it alone.

snake penis by ChrisCreepyCreeperTheCreep May 1, 2008

dick-penis 

the ultimate insult possible in the english lanuage

eat shit, you fucking dick-penis!

dick-penis by ryan_the_fish May 8, 2008

Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis 

Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.

Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!

Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis by anti_virus347 November 15, 2009

pasta penis 

When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.

John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.

pasta penis by CyMatic December 17, 2011

Zombie Penis 

The ability to retain an erection after orgasm.

I came once, then we came together as he looked into my eyes, then he kept making me come over and over with his zombie penis

Zombie Penis by KingBoris March 21, 2013

Punctured penis pals

When males' testicles or 'penis pals' retract and shrivel as if there were balloons that had met a needle. Sometimes due to cold, but primarily in this case due to fear.

The puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his balls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.

"Oh baby, aren't you keen to have a go with this strap-on? I've ubed it well but you've still got punctured penis pals"
"What the f@£k are you talking 'bout?"
"You're balls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin"
"That's not really helping honey!"

She realised she'd revealed too much about her job in the STI clinic as she noticed she'd his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured penis pals

Punctured penis pals by RastaVari August 19, 2013