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Cold Hands

President George W. Bush’s nickname for WH Chief of Staff Josh Bolten.
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handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board
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axe hand morgan

Stranger: hey I think that boy looks like axe hand morgan! His arms are so weird
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The Hand Man

In card games (ex. Poker, Uno, etc.), The Hand Man is the person who assumes he's got the best winning cards in his hand.

In business, The Hand Man or more commonly known as the Right-Hand Man, is a very important assistant who helps someone do a job.
Example 1, Card Games:
John: " Aw c'mon, my hand is so bad. Well I'm screwed."
Elliot: " Mine is manageable, I wonder who's The Hand Man."
Sarah: " This is an interesting hand..."
Amy: " You guys are so dead, I'm The Hand Man."

Example 2, Business:
Secretary John Wilkins' is The Hand Man of Vice President Elizabeth Fischbach.
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tiktok hands

when a tiktoker is pointing to the sky on camera
alex: you watch dream tiktoks?

john: dream stans use tiktok hands yuckin
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Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”
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Hand skoosh

Hand sanitiser (see antibacterial gel)
Do you want some hand skoosh?

or

Can I borrow some of your hand skoosh?
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