Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.

My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.

by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021

life

men

Life's a bastard, then you marry one, then you die.

Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl!

Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"

Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."

Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.

by The Anrkissed May 8, 2008

Meaning Of Life

Have fun, enjoy living (playing video games in my opinion) or..................
Go to school then get a job to get money to survive to go to your job until you get old and retired and die.

Random Philosopher 1: what's the meaning of Life?
Random Philosopher 2:I just have sex for pleasure, that's my meaning of life.
Random Philosopher 1:Yeah, I should do that too,lets go for a threesome!
Random philosopher 2: Ok, why not.

by Potato Paltato Boi October 31, 2017

Life

A thing you are set up to fail.
Or think you have succeeded.

"what a fucked up life like my wife told me no blowjob. Like I hate life"

by Carrotfarm February 18, 2019

suburban thug life

Doing gangster shit on the front porch of your parents house

...that's located in a gated community.

That soccer mom is selling dime bags out of her min-van. Suburban thug life at it's finest.

by viv_xlauren February 12, 2018

Life

The beginning of the end

When life gives you lemons

by Broncos58 January 27, 2018

life

A sexually transmitted disease which is also terminal.

A: life sucks, man

B: No cap

by astrumrae December 21, 2020