Turd of Shit

Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.

I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.

by TangClock July 29, 2009

The Shit's Tits

The shit's tits refer to the best part of a bad situation. Referring to the bright side of something negative.

Somewhat the polar opposite of the bee's knees.

I fell down pretty hard on those steps...but this bitchin' arm cast is the shit's tits!

by Turdburglar1991 September 30, 2010

Shit and Brush

The act of pretending to brush your teeth in the bathroom, when you're actually shitting. Usually done by shy shitters.

"I didn't want my roommates to know I was taking a dump, so I pulled a shit and brush"

by Matty Bitchfuck October 16, 2008

shit-rub

When the cheeks of your ass get so sweaty that it feels like you have physically shit yourself and that you are smearing it around your ass cheeks

the weathers hot and I'm getting some major shit-rub!

by mastification July 8, 2007

Shit Stan

People who are awful on Call Of Duty

'Just a shit stan trumper.
'Shit Stan Matty'

by RGresty February 2, 2012

shit socked

getting hit with a sock filled with shit

At boot camp I got shit socked.

by barrowass October 24, 2009

piece of shit

you

you are a piece of shit

a discusting and/or horrible person

daren is a piece of shit

by Jakub grabec January 5, 2022