The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.
“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
…….
“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
…….
“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
by Malta tribe September 11, 2023
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Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
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off
• off the chain
• off the hook
• office
• offspring
• offended
• offline
• off tha hook
• offensive
• Off the Goop
A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"
Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!
Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
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(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*
by kambadassihm March 21, 2021
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person1: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!
by AAAHHHHHH IM STUCK IN Caps..oh July 11, 2021
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Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol - Formatted on a Mug/T-Shirt.
Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol - Formatted on a Mug/T-Shirt.
by DanielGamer 9 October 10, 2019
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