I shit in the shower

An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass

"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"

"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"

by bruhmoment12 July 16, 2021

I can change

A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 16, 2021

i was walking with a ghost

I said please, please don't insist. :)

P1: Yo last night I was walking with a ghost-
P2: I said please please don't insist
P1: NO MATTER WHICH WAY YOU GO

by severecoffeeaddict July 16, 2021

i don kno

gay slang for wanting to buy gay porno films

"i don know please give me some"

by Undkrrn July 23, 2021

I am cold

I don t give a fuck about what people think but i am going in a warmer place and even if i need to kill someone it would be self defense.

This hot tub doesn t work, I am cold

by Steve_the_magnificent August 18, 2021

I hate cheese

I hate cheese is a good sentence to say to everybody in the world its used most commonly in anti cheese god rituals so that the demons inside a cheese addict (most of us) leave our body

Person A:hey i hate
Person B:i hate cheese too
Person C:I love cheese
A and b:the demos of the cheese shall be gone from the host as you will the sacrifice for the ritual at 12:56 at the Dickson Satanic Church

by Ihatecheesegod451 August 25, 2021

I forgor💀

easy was of saying when you want segz from a certain person

“Omg she just said “I forgor💀” she wants it rn😦”

by jasminedoesntcount August 26, 2021