grease monkey

some one who does alot of speed

fuckin grease monkeys

by sc_savage April 11, 2006

Hang time on the monkey

Where a girl's Vagina lips are very large and hang down. Most men are not to fond of saggy Vagina's.

Have u seen her puss? She's got major Hang Time on the Monkey!

I'm not licking her box, she's got has hella Hang Time on the Monkey!

by chase-o June 29, 2007

Monkey Knife Fight

A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.

(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"

by me January 9, 2005

Monkey Pick Ass

The phrase was came about when a certain Philadelphia radio star, began acting as a monkey doing an impression of the actor James Mason, just moments after being told that the "Putty-Nosed" Monkey can convey verbal concepts. This is a defensive maneuver to fend off predators.

"Quick here comes the cheetah! Monkey pick ass!"

by James Hoagland July 30, 2007

flying ninja monkeys

The ultimate power in the universe known to man. Superior to anything else used for combat, including people and devices.

Don't piss Corby off or he'll send his Flying Ninja Monkeys after you!

by V-Man December 14, 2004

shaving the monkeys forehead

A woman partaking in the act of removing all hair from the vaginal area (beetle bonet), thus leaving a smooth hairless area clear of all debris for a nice session of licking the vertical bacon sandwich.

immac, bic, wilkinson, gillette are all tools used in the act. of shaving the monkeys forehead

by luke110381 February 4, 2008

Wild Monkey Dance

Another term for 'da bonk.

Dawna: Hey man, I they're doin' the wild monkey dance up there...
Jamie: I'd be happy with a damn blumpkin.

by niteowl March 30, 2004