God church

A term used to describe how much people like and ore praise something and or someone

Jake is a stupid cunt but, his merch is selling like a god church

by Dank Memes boiiiiiiiiiii October 4, 2017

Derp The Pumpkin God

A god of the earth kingdom

"derp the pumpkin god is all powerful and mighty"

by MrSquib October 3, 2023

Good Morning and God Bless

Taking a dump eating a breakfast at the same time.

What are you doing, coming to the bathroom when I am doing Good Morning and God Bless, I haven't finished my orange juice nor my dump.

by filip98 April 8, 2018

God

the creator of all things

and is NOT just dog backwards idk why yall gat to be so rude

Christian: There is one GOD

Muslim: Facts but its not Jesus
Christian: u sure bud?
Hindu: No there are over a trillion GODs
Pagan: Nah Mother Nature is god ngl
Christian, Muslim and Hindu: SHUT UP
Atheist: Have yall ever heard of science!

by SHLKNSBMB April 5, 2024

Cold Comfort God Roll

Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get

Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...

by AstralSync October 29, 2023

God Stripper

A stripper who is a second hand caretaker to a child. Also known as kierra, also known as Kardi. A god stripper will teach your child the basic knowledge of stripping and how to make shmoney. okurt ? OKURT !

Him : wow. that girl has an amazing PPP !

Her : must be a god stripper named kardi !!

by Nsnsj November 20, 2018

Skibidy God

A type of god who commands the Ohio Rizz Army. These gods are normally praised by small children, around the age of 3/8 or older. NEVER DISRESPECT A SKIBIDY GOD, THEY ARE KNOWN TO TURN PEOPLE INTO SKIBIDY IF DISRESPECTED!

Holy mother of skibidi, its a Skibidy God! Brrrr skibidy dom dom dom yes yes!

by dackaseal April 20, 2024