Small Eyes

What a female calls a male when she wants to cut off his will to live when all he wants to do is adore her beauty

Stop looking at me small eyes

by SpaceSloth420 August 11, 2021

ice mell dove age eye nah

I smelled a vagina (I cemelld ove ageeyenah)

ice mell dove age eye nah

by MARCUSISANI- November 23, 2024

monkey covering eyes emoji

some apple dude said it and now i cant stop

monkey covering eyes emoji, thanks

by anonymous May 22, 2024

Blue Eyes

An extremely overrated eye color. It's very beautiful but sometimes gets too many compliments. 8-10% people worldwide have blue eyes.
Eyes blue, like the Atlantic, and I'm going down, like the Titanic

Linda: That guy is so cute, look at his baby blue eyes!
Sophie: *grumbles*

by trulyali November 22, 2021

football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .

Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

eye-rings

dark rings under one's eyes

It seems you haven't slept well for ages.
Why that?
Because of these eye-rings you've got.

by maroccan July 7, 2011

eye crusties

those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow

“Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”

by ouch door handle April 28, 2020