Ur Mom

A bitch who is your mom. everyone makes jokes about you fucking her and that nasty stuff. When they are not doing that they are making fun of them. Like calling them fat or a pig.

Guy 1. Ur mom.

Guy 2. What about her?

Guy 1. I fucked her last night lol.

Guy 2. ...sure you did.

by Tony-Chan February 16, 2022

Mom

😑

Your mom

by Kojoyt November 30, 2020

Ur mom

A comeback to almost anything you can say

Chelsea: What did you do last night
Jordan:Ur mom

by Jaye Leo December 23, 2021

ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021

mom

Made Out of Money

my mom

by cataline is dodod December 6, 2019

ur mom

hot.

6th grader: ur mom is hot

other 6th grader: agreed

the child of the mom: awe man

by urmom.com.jolie February 24, 2022

your mom

something an ipad kid says every 5 seconds

person - hey what sup?
ipad kid - your mom. {thinks is cool but is just stupid}

by QueenElizabethThe2ndFan June 4, 2021