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25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."
by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013
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Pussy juices

When a female fingers or gets fucked so good she begins to release her pussy juices
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Juice Wrld

Has a seizure every time he gets snitched on, especially the pilot, poor juice wrld
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juice box

the juice box that i find on the side of the road and proceed to pee in before giving to random stranger
" here, bob have this juice box"
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juice rocket

To be so overcome with joy that a violent orgasm occurs, forcing one out of a sitting position; usually female only.
Seeing Dane Cook shirtless caused Trisha to juice rocket.
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MARIUS I SAID GRAB THE JUICE NOT GAS THE JEWS
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a cup of orange juice

used when life is going good
ts is a cup of orange juice
ts is NOT a cup of orange juice
by juhoonslvr November 22, 2025
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