Pocket Friend

A friend that takes you out of their "pocket" only when it's convenient or beneficial for them, but won't be there for you in need.

Katie's a pocket friend not a down-ass bitch.

by Jo the Hoe January 11, 2022

Best Friend

Someone to love without consequence and maybe see naked sometimes.

Oh hey best friend

by Cneidhsg January 12, 2022

Old Friend zone

The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids

guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"

by randomguy382 January 16, 2022

Fake friend

Someone who wont bring you chick fil a or mexican to school since you can’t drive

I have many fake friends because they make me starve by not bringing me food.

by has fake friends💔 January 24, 2022

Best Friend

A drug dealer

My best friend is coming over to sell us some drugs

by Planet Tossing January 26, 2022

Best Friend

The one who has an affair with your wife or girlfriend.

Flash thompson: Who's that guy you found that sleeps with your girlfriend?
Harry osborn: He's My best friend Peter parker.

by Planetmistake January 31, 2022

𝙱𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍

𝙱𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜. 𝙱𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚖 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 "𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍", 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚞𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚗.

"𝚈𝚘𝚞, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍, 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞!"

by ༺𝙵𝚎𝚖.𝙺𝚊𝚔𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒༻ February 7, 2022