party 'til you're homeless

A motto that only the best of the partiers live by; to one day live the ultimate party; An excuse to party non-stop or term used when partying a lot
Guy1: Dude we need to throw another party tomorrow.
Guy2: But we threw one last night.
Guy1: Dude, "party 'til you're homeless", there's always time to party!!
by that_one_salvi March 11, 2014
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The tactic of tricking someone into disarming themselves through promising them a (usually non-existant) reward.

Coined by the video game Portal, in which the antagonist attempts to capture the player in this very way (see Example).
Place the device on the ground then lie on the ground with your arms at your sides. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss your party.
by CJ224 July 29, 2010
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sexual slumber party

Spending the night with someone and having sexual relations.
Friend: So what did you do last night?
You: I attended a sexual slumber party.
by Crazy Kayce January 15, 2009
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Tea Party Patriots

Tea Party Patriots are American citizens whose mission is to attract, educate, organize, and mobilize their fellow citizens to secure public policy consistent with their three core values of fiscal responsibility, constitutionally limited government, and free markets. The impetus for their movement is excessive government taxing, spending, and borrowing.

They are one of several organizations that are part of the broader Tea Party political movement that was initiated by 2008 Republican presidential primary candidate Ron Paul (currently a U.S. Representative from Texas). Since that time, it has broadened to include a wide range of Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians, and independents who agree on this mission and these core values although they may disagree on many other political issues. This is to be expected, give the narrow scope of their core values that focus primarily on economic issues.
Tea Party Patriots believe that fiscal responsibility by government honors and respects the freedom of the individual to spend the money that is the fruit of their own labor.
by Thomas Cushing April 16, 2010
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My Cat Parties (MCP)

Were you a fan of FML or MLIA or even MLIB well we got something for you. MCP is a group where people come together to talk about how their Kitty Kat parties. If your cat is obese, a known alcoholic, plays COD way to much or just plain parties this is definitely something you need to follow.
Just found out my cat is a pimp and traffics drugs from his litterbox... My Cat Parties (MCP)

They say cats sleep and eat 18 hours of the day. Well the other 6 they party hard. MCP

Just found out where my 12 pack of Natty Light has gone, thanks Kitty. MCP
by Chill Cat October 19, 2010
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two party political system

A politician's idea of a joke. No matter how badly they mess things up they're always in power under this system.
Tis' a duopoly of politics. Total bullshit which disguises itself as democracy. We're all screwed!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: Election day again... why don't I feel like voting?

Guy 2: Cos we live in a two party political system - no matter what we do it stays the same.

Guy 1: Fuck that... I'm gonna stay home and puke. This country's gay.
by waynekerrr February 16, 2011
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Junction City Tea Party

A sexual act involving multiple males (often closeted homosexuals) wherein one person tea bags another and the tea bagging continues in a sequential fashion, whereby after being tea bagged, one is then required to tea bag the person to their immediate right. This perverse act is rumored to have originated in Junction City, Kansas, when a number of obese men with prodigious amounts of pubic hair were observed engaging in a steamy tea bagging fest behind a shitty Korean restaurant in the 100 degree heat. Later participants of JCTPs began applying white powder to their pubes to highlight the tea party theme some time in the mid 1990s.
Closeted Homo#1: "Hey Johnson, you know we're havin' a Junction City Tea Party at my place tonight,you cumming?"

Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"
by Kansan17 July 09, 2013
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