Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
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Get the AIDS dick mug.Refers literally to a man, but specifically to someone whose skills or physical stature make him especially intimidating. A badass. Can be used metaphorically to refer to a woman, as long as she is a total badass at something.
There is a common misconception that this term refers to any male because it references the male organ, but the more important part of the term is "swingin'." That is, not just any man, but an especially potent or imposing man. Hence, a badass.
There is a common misconception that this term refers to any male because it references the male organ, but the more important part of the term is "swingin'." That is, not just any man, but an especially potent or imposing man. Hence, a badass.
1) As in No Country for Old Men: "Call my room if anybody comes in--and by 'anybody' I mean any swingin' dick."
2) A: "Did you read that new Judith Butler article? She totally destabilizes the regime's reinscription of normative typologies."
B: "Yeah, she's a swingin' dick when it comes to critique. Also, stop talking like a d-bag."
2) A: "Did you read that new Judith Butler article? She totally destabilizes the regime's reinscription of normative typologies."
B: "Yeah, she's a swingin' dick when it comes to critique. Also, stop talking like a d-bag."
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Get the boyfriend dick mug.(noun) A condition of severe erectile dysfunction and penile shrinkage that affects many males after heavy ecstasy use. This condition is exacerbated by the fact that sufferers are often extremely horny.
Ann: Are you ok? Am I doing something wrong?
Sam: No baby, I've just got some serious E dick going on. You mind if we just lie here?
Sam: No baby, I've just got some serious E dick going on. You mind if we just lie here?
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-Adjective / Noun
To be in a state of mind that is effected by the polarity of the moon and makes one crave or desire an erect penis (Phallus) or become turned on by the thought of arousing an erect penis.
-Adjective / Noun
To be in a state of mind that is effected by the polarity of the moon and makes one crave or desire an erect penis (Phallus) or become turned on by the thought of arousing an erect penis.
"Cindy has some serious Moon Dick. Look at her on the prowl for cock."
"I don't know what has come over me, I have Moon Dick."
"I don't know what has come over me, I have Moon Dick."
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