A monkey driving a watermelon train to some song called “Cadillac.”The video is so epic that it makes me not pay attention in Spanish class.
by V4LK February 10, 2021
Get the Monkey driving a watermelon mug.Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
by TauntonJah November 5, 2019
Get the Jesus fucked a monkey! mug.Moonshine from Dargaville. Dargaville where most of New zealands Kumara or sweet potatoes are grown. The locals make the best moonshine out of these purple turd looking things.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.
by Day Tripper. November 14, 2010
Get the Purple Monkey Finger mug.Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.
by istitch October 28, 2017
Get the drunken monkey sex mug.When you gotta cum so hard and you finally do you scream out like a monkey being spanked with a leather studed belt
by Nordingo March 24, 2014
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by Teabagger January 5, 2005
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