Built like a fucking airport lane

Basically a way to roast flat chested girls (but please don't do that unless you both aren't good friends)

Flat girl: Omg you're so fat you need some touch grass fr fr

Fat boy: At least I'm not built like a fucking airport lane

*Gets smacked to oblivion*

by Regginaim October 21, 2023

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy

by Iwillpourcementinyourears July 6, 2023

how do i vent like

What happens when you play among us with randoms. No matter what, it is always pink who says it.

how do i vent like...??? - Pink

by the thiccest in the land September 25, 2020

looks like the clouds are out of condoms

the equivalent of saying its going to rain/snow soon best be preparwd

Carl, looks like the clouds are out of condoms again best be prepared as it going to rain soon

by staples are tasty July 21, 2021

Head off, like a bad circumcision

Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

I like ya cut g

A man walks threw the suburbans looking for bald kids and slapping their heads. One kid was slapped while playing Minecraft and it was captured on video "I like ya cut g (Original)".

I like ya cut G

by FollowMeOnTwitter@Nextarity September 15, 2020