God blast you

1. (v.) A common misspelling of the word "God bless you".
2. (v.) To blast the listener with God's help.

You are making me cry because of your backstory. May God blast you.

by ‌  July 3, 2024

Intellectual god

Masc: intellectual god

Fem: intellectual goddess

An ironic term used to describe someone of surprisingly inferior intelligence.

Hannah: Isn't Bangkok the capital of Asia?
Will: Hannah, you intellectual goddess! Do you want an award?

by Cool shoes. March 4, 2016

bearded god

A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants

Dude did you see Jared letos beard omg he is a bearded god

by lordsnoww March 6, 2015

My God

You're obviously speaking in the context of Jordan's bullshit but no...

Hym "No. It's not my God. My 'God' is freedom and I will kill yours to appease mine."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

God is annoying

God is annoying. They don't not agree to anyone who speaks nothing but the truth and always are adamant and listen to themselves only.

I spoke nothing but the truth by the annoying god did not believe me . God is annoying

by Annoying god May 19, 2022

God did not

I did.

Hym "God did not do it so I had to. And now I alone rival God. And then will never be another. You won't be able to scapegoat your own zealotry and stupidity on me for long."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

God squad

A group of self obsessed people mostly boys who are "rich " from their parents money

There goes the god squad they where just shoping for yeesys in study hall

by 🐇 February 13, 2019