Implying that someone's position on an issue or activism and volunteering is not because of a genuine held belief or passion around the issue but because they want something else like coochie or validation. People who authenticity test are usually just bad people and accuse others of being fake because they have a hard time living their values without external incentive, so they assume that others are the same way.
This can also take the form of someone saying: you're not gay enough or you're not black enough to have a certain opinion.
This can also take the form of someone saying: you're not gay enough or you're not black enough to have a certain opinion.
Guy 1: You care about period pad scarcity as a man, you're such a male pick me.
Guy 2: I used to live in a third world country - I know people that have died due to lack of menstrual care.
Guy 1: Yeah I bet that line goes hard with women.
Guy 2: You know just because you're a cynical ass that would only care about issues outside of yourself for validation doesn't mean that others are the same way. Your authenticity testing is really fucked and shows that you lack the ability to show anyone love and care if it doesn't lead you to some clout or coochie.
Guy 2: I used to live in a third world country - I know people that have died due to lack of menstrual care.
Guy 1: Yeah I bet that line goes hard with women.
Guy 2: You know just because you're a cynical ass that would only care about issues outside of yourself for validation doesn't mean that others are the same way. Your authenticity testing is really fucked and shows that you lack the ability to show anyone love and care if it doesn't lead you to some clout or coochie.
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Must have more then 10 words in the chorus
Divate slightly from basic song structure
Must be different from other songs by that same artist.
Must have more then 10 words in the chorus
Divate slightly from basic song structure
Must be different from other songs by that same artist.
by Codex27 July 9, 2024
Get the Dexhdel Test mug.The way a woman determines whether or not the man makes the cut. A psychological dig or jab. Can be conscious or unconscious. The superficial goal is to get the man triggered. The underlying objective is to see him win, either by showing conviction or apathy to her cute little game. The frequency and consistency of his passing will be inversely related to her frequency of shit testing him.
Simps and incels will dismiss a woman’s shit tests as senseless, sadistic female antics meant to torture men. This victimhood mentality is why they will remain childless and jerking off to rape porn for the rest of their lives.
Shit tests are an evolutionary trait. Passing shit tests is the true measure of masculinity. This is why there are sometimes “ugly” dudes with 9s and 10s. This guy may not be Michael B. Jordan or Brad Pitt. But he maintains Zaddy status by wearing the pants in the relationship. He’s direct, decisive, honest, and uncompromising. He’s indifferent to her emotional outbursts. He can make her laugh. He can make her cry. He can make her cum til she’s quivering and cross-eyed.
Shit testing is nature’s beautiful way of smoothing out a man’s rough edges. Passing confirms to the woman that she’s with a real man. Failing continuously confirms he’s a weak bitch not worth her time. The former breeds trust, the latter doubt. It’s all on him to keep the polarity. With strong polarity comes strong attraction. More fun. More laughs. More hot, steamy, sweaty, dripping sex.
Simps and incels will dismiss a woman’s shit tests as senseless, sadistic female antics meant to torture men. This victimhood mentality is why they will remain childless and jerking off to rape porn for the rest of their lives.
Shit tests are an evolutionary trait. Passing shit tests is the true measure of masculinity. This is why there are sometimes “ugly” dudes with 9s and 10s. This guy may not be Michael B. Jordan or Brad Pitt. But he maintains Zaddy status by wearing the pants in the relationship. He’s direct, decisive, honest, and uncompromising. He’s indifferent to her emotional outbursts. He can make her laugh. He can make her cry. He can make her cum til she’s quivering and cross-eyed.
Shit testing is nature’s beautiful way of smoothing out a man’s rough edges. Passing confirms to the woman that she’s with a real man. Failing continuously confirms he’s a weak bitch not worth her time. The former breeds trust, the latter doubt. It’s all on him to keep the polarity. With strong polarity comes strong attraction. More fun. More laughs. More hot, steamy, sweaty, dripping sex.
“What y’all doin Friday? Me and Aubrie found this dope joint…cheap ass drinks and shrimp tacos are fireee”
“Idk bro. We ain’t talk since Saturday. Kinda goin thru it”
“Why what happened?”
“Man we was at her crib Saturday watching a movie. Out of nowhere she tells me some dude at work asked for her number. And she fuckin gave it to his bitch ass! So I fuckin got up n left. Like wtf wrong wit dis bitch??”
“Bruh you need to chill. Clearly that was a shit test. Y’all engaged ffs. Just ride it out a couple more days. She’ll come around”
“Idk bro. We ain’t talk since Saturday. Kinda goin thru it”
“Why what happened?”
“Man we was at her crib Saturday watching a movie. Out of nowhere she tells me some dude at work asked for her number. And she fuckin gave it to his bitch ass! So I fuckin got up n left. Like wtf wrong wit dis bitch??”
“Bruh you need to chill. Clearly that was a shit test. Y’all engaged ffs. Just ride it out a couple more days. She’ll come around”
by NggaDicChnk August 13, 2024
Get the Shit Test mug.An ancient Mesopotamian game that involves a tagger chasing the other members of the game, when he gets near the members he will punch there testicle area as hard as they physically can, this happens until the tagger gives up or punches everyone’s balls. The female version of this is Mayan Cunt catching where it’s a girl hitting a vagina of other girls as hard as they can with the same rules
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I never understood why people referred to Enchanted Castle’s Pedicopter theme as “Orange Tesla” until I searched for it on YouTube.
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