portland poop pipe

the act of pooping on ones FUPA then sitting down on it and spreading it on someone's penis.

He/She gave me a portland poop pipe and i loved it so much it felt so good

by HDBeenHD October 1, 2025

Poop Ratchet

Self descriptive 😉

Damn Girl! You poop ratchet

by S to the Andrew June 1, 2020

Poops and Chortles

The classier version of Shits and Giggles

Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??

by Mako547 September 25, 2019

poop

buuttt

poop buuttt

by anonymous May 19, 2022

poop

some brown substance that is produced from the anal hole. It comes in variation of colors and shapes.

"I just had the best poop!"
"oh yeah! what color?"
" A mix between red and brown"
"you know that could mean that you're bleeding from your ass right?"

by Krazee Batsik Malaka February 4, 2020

Poop Scootin’ Boogie

When you’re having sex and the guy puts it in your ass without your consent, as soon as he finishes and/or pulls out, you sit, shit, scoot, and get the hell outta dodge.

We were fucking doggy style and he shoved it in my ass. I told him to take it out and he did, so I climbed on top, shit, scooted my ass on his leg like a dog, and ran out ASAP. More commonly known as the poop scootin’ boogie.

by BarryGoodTimes April 3, 2021

Poop

you a poopy head.

you a poopy head bitch

by you a poopy head June 12, 2021