Moderna Miscarriage

When you work an essential job that makes you get the covid vaccine and then your limp dick husband can’t knock you up.

Mary told her friend Laurie “I regret getting the covid vaccine because I know that’s what caused me to have a Moderna miscarriage, plus I have this chip that the government uses to track me.”

by Ihatedk69 August 17, 2024

Modest

Proper etiquette and no vaping, it also includes being a loving girlfriend

Look at that modest young lady over there, not vaping and being respectful to her partner.

by Opalsredaura December 13, 2024

mods, kill him with rocks please

A funny way of requesting moderators to ban someone.

He's being annoying. mods, kill him with rocks please!

by TechSide December 21, 2024

modu moment

A moment where something awesome happens. Refers to the computer programming language "modu" by Cyteon.

A: "omg urban dictionary is made using php"
B: "thats such a modu moment"

by MateisHomePage December 22, 2024

Modelo fan

Folks who don't actually love the game of football itself, but they love watching the NFL as an excuse to drink modelos and vibe, without a real clue of what's actually going on in the game. They tend to blame everything on the QB no matter what.

Modelo fan: "Man Derek Carr fell off after 2016. 2016 he was elite!"

Real fan: "huh? Raiders had a ridiculously elite O-line and the defense was #3 in takeaways that year that's why they went 12-3"

Modelo fan: "Nah bro, in my Madden franchise I trade all the linemen to upgrade skill positions and QB and I've won 6 super bowls in a row now"

by RaiderFanNotQBfan December 27, 2024

modd

modd is an twitch-emote. Its picture is an little pepefrog with a cute little mod-sword. Often used to see if an mod is in the twitch-chat, or not.

To see the emote, you need to have the 7tv addon which is 100% free.

hey. are there any modd in the chat?

by sadnessjoyfull January 23, 2025

Modrefuckingasslickingdicksuckingasswipingbrestsuckingpussyweting

Modrefuckingasslickingdicksuckingasswipingbrestsuckingpussyweting (adj., noun, exclamation)

Adjective – Used to describe something so insanely outrageous, vulgar, or extreme that no other word can capture its essence.

"That party was modrefuckingasslickingdicksuckingasswipingbrestsuckingpussyweting wild!"
Noun – A legendary level of profanity that surpasses all known curse words in existence.

"He unleashed a modrefuckingasslickingdicksuckingasswipingbrestsuckingpussyweting rant that left everyone speechless."
Exclamation – A word to scream when you're too hyped to care about logic.

"HELL MODREFUCKINGASSLICKINGDICKSUCKINGASSWIPINGBRESTSUCKINGPUSSYWETING YES!"

Shut your modrefuckingasslickingdicksuckingasswipingbrestsuckingpussyweting mouth before I break your teeth.

by jusy dickinson February 16, 2025