Jack McGuire

Another way of saying, “surprise me” to a bartender

Bartender: “What would you like?”
Customer: “I’ll go with a Jack McGuire”
Bartender: “Ah, you’re an adventurous one. Comin’ right up!”

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Jack Hoffman
Jack Hoff
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Jackoff
Jack off

Thinking of pulling a quick Jack Hoffman while I have the room to myself.

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The pilot from Titanfall 2 who probably has wet dreams about his Titan BT-7274

Rifleman 1: I heard Jack Cooper got a promotion. He's now a pilot.

Rifleman 2: I heard he has wet dreams about his Titan

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Used to describe a person who has done a fumble so astronomically stupid it shouldn't have even been possible.

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A suspicious or unpredictable person that should be avoided while walking.

Let’s cross the road, that person is a Jack-in-the-Box.

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A handsome, heroically charismatic plain-spoken, know-nothing, skirt-chasing, cocky little son of a-

Lie down with dogs and you’ll wake up with a raise and a promotion!

Person A : Dzsah-
Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?

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