The Townley Effect

When your workplace fucks you harder than the town bike but you think you're still in front

He thought he deserved that promotion but we all knew he was being absolutely raped. The Townley Effect had him by the ballbag

by #BA DDTB November 2, 2022

Paper Straw Effect

When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.

"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"

by Nightx378 November 11, 2022

the derek effect

every little thing this man does you will be in love with him and he will be in your mind 24/7. he is crazily funny and so obsessive!

boy: “omg he bought me food he’s so charming”

girl: “you got the derek effect”

by monkeyballz825 November 14, 2022

The DC effect

When you have been in a high position so long (usually a senator in DC) that you forget what it's like to be a common citizen, and think you're better than those "peasants." Forgetting you once were one.

Senator John Jones just passed a law that harms farmers even though he was one!

It's the DC effect, do not re-elect him.

by Amazo-Scorpio November 16, 2022

The Taylor Effect

Taylor’s unconscious ability to attract women and make them crave wanting to date him to the point where they’re willing to take extreme actions in their lives and those around.

The Taylor effect resulted in me ending my 20yr old marriage just so that I could live happily ever after.

by Mr-62-Tall November 20, 2022

The Taylor Effect

Taylor's unconscious ability to attract women and make them crave wanting to date him to the point where they're willing to take extreme actions in their lives and those around.

The Taylor effect was so strong that it made me end my 20yr old marriage just so that I could live happily ever after.

by Mr-62-Tall November 20, 2022

snide-effects

Unwanted/unforeseen "secondary" reactions to derogatory remarks.

One of da most common snide-effects is when da intended victim of one's verbal bile complains to an authority figure about da criticizer's harsh words, and then said arrogant speaker gets in a load of Dutch for running his mouth.

by QuacksO November 22, 2022